Romantic Love Poems for Valentine’s Day

Hopelessly Romantic Love Poems to Give to Your Valentine

If you were coming in the fall,
I’d brush the summer by
With half a smile and half a spurn,
As housewives do a fly.

If I could see you in a year,
I’d wind the months in balls,
And put them each in separate drawers,
Until their time befalls.

If only centuries delayed,
I’d count them on my hand,
Subtracting till my fingers dropped
Into Van Diemen’s land.

If certain, when this life was out,
That yours and mine should be,
I’d toss it yonder like a rind,
And taste eternity.

But now, all ignorant of the length
Of time’s uncertain wing,
It goads me, like the goblin bee,
That will not state its sting.

Emily Dickenson

For Each Ecstatic Instant
by Emily Dickinson

For each ecstatic instant
We must an anguish pay
In keen and quivering ratio
To the ecstasy.

For each beloved hour
Sharp pittances of years,
Bitter contested farthings
And coffers heaped with tears.

I Loved You
by Alexander Pushkin

I loved you; even now I may confess,
Some embers of my love their fire retain;
But do not let it cause you more distress,
I do not want to sadden you again.
Hopeless and tonguetied, yet I loved you dearly
With pangs the jealous and the timid know;
So tenderly I loved you, so sincerely,
I pray God grant another love you so.

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She Tells Her Love Now
by Robert Ranke Graves

She tells her love while half asleep,
In the dark hours,
With half-words whispered low:
As Earth stirs in her winter sleep
And puts out grass and flowers
Despite the snow,
Despite the falling snow.

by Alexander Pushkin

The wondrous moment of our meeting . . .
I well remember you appear
Before me like a vision fleeting,
A beauty’s angel pure and clear.

In hopeless ennui surrounding
The worldly bustle, to my ear
For long your tender voice kept sounding,
For long in dreams came features dear.

Time passed. Unruly storms confounded
Old dreams, and I from year to year
Forgot how tender you had sounded,
Your heavenly features once so dear.

My backwoods days dragged slow and quiet—
Dull fence around, dark vault above—
Devoid of God and uninspired,
Devoid of tears, of fire, of love.

Sleep from my soul began retreating,
And here you once again appear
Before me like a vision fleeting,
A beauty’s angel pure and clear.

In ecstasy the heart is beating,
Old joys for it anew revive;
Inspired and God-filled, it is greeting
The fire, and tears, and love alive.

Love’s Trinity
by Alfred Austin

Soul, heart, and body, we thus singly name,
Are not in love divisible and distinct,
But each with each inseparably link’d.
One is not honour, and the other shame,
But burn as closely fused as fuel, heat, and flame.

They do not love who give the body and keep
The heart ungiven; nor they who yield the soul,
And guard the body. Love doth give the whole;
Its range being high as heaven, as ocean deep,
Wide as the realms of air or planet’s curving sweep.


The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
by Christopher Marlowe

Come live with me and be my love,
And we will all the pleasures prove,
That valleys, groves, hills and fields,
Woods or steepy mountains yields.

And we will sit upon the rocks,
Seeing the shepherds feed their flocks
By shallow rivers, to whose falls
Melodious birds sing madrigals.

And I will make thee beds of roses,
And a thousand fragrant posies,
A cap of flowers and a kirtle
Embroidered all with leaves of myrtle;

A gown made of the finest wool,
Which from our pretty lambs we pull;
Fair-lined slippers for the cold,
With buckles of the purest gold;

A belt of straw and ivy buds,
With coral clasps and amber studs;
And if these pleasures may thee move,
Come live with me and be my love.

The shepherds’ swains shall dance and sing
For thy delight each May morning;
If these delights thy mind may move,
Then live with me and be my love.

At Last
by Elizabeth Akers Allen

At last, when all the summer shine
That warmed life’s early hours is past,
Your loving fingers seek for mine
And hold them close—at last—at last!
Not oft the robin comes to build
Its nest upon the leafless bough
By autumn robbed, by winter chilled,—
But you, dear heart, you love me now.

Though there are shadows on my brow
And furrows on my cheek, in truth,—
The marks where Time’s remorseless plough
Broke up the blooming sward of Youth,—
Though fled is every girlish grace
Might win or hold a lover’s vow,
Despite my sad and faded face,
And darkened heart, you love me now!

I count no more my wasted tears;
They left no echo of their fall;
I mourn no more my lonesome years;
This blessed hour atones for all.
I fear not all that Time or Fate
May bring to burden heart or brow,—
Strong in the love that came so late,
Our souls shall keep it always now!

Sonnets from the Portuguese, 14
by Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If thou must love me, let it be for nought
Except for love’s sake only. Do not say
‘I love her for her smile—her look—her way
Of speaking gently,—for a trick of thought
That falls in well with mine, and certes brought
A sense of pleasant ease on such a day’—
For these things in themselves, Belovèd, may
Be changed, or change for thee,—and love, so wrought,
May be unwrought so. Neither love me for
Thine own dear pity’s wiping my cheeks dry,—
A creature might forget to weep, who bore
Thy comfort long, and lose thy love thereby!
But love me for love’s sake, that evermore
Thou mayst love on, through love’s eternity.

Love and Friendship
by Emily Brontë

Love is like the wild rose-briar,
Friendship like the holly-tree—
The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms
But which will bloom most constantly?

The wild-rose briar is sweet in the spring,
Its summer blossoms scent the air;
Yet wait till winter comes again
And who will call the wild-briar fair?

Then scorn the silly rose-wreath now
And deck thee with the holly’s sheen,
That, when December blights thy brow,
He may still leave thy garland green.

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A Valentine to My Wife
by Eugene Field

Accept, dear girl, this little token,
And if between the lines you seek,
You’ll find the love I’ve often spoken—
The love my dying lips shall speak.

Our little ones are making merry
O’er am’rous ditties rhymed in jest,
But in these words (though awkward—very)
The genuine article’s expressed.

You are as fair and sweet and tender,
Dear brown-eyed little sweetheart mine,
As when, a callow youth and slender,
I asked to be your Valentine.

What though these years of ours be fleeting?
What though the years of youth be flown?
I’ll mock old Tempus with repeating,
“I love my love and her alone!”

And when I fall before his reaping,
And when my stuttering speech is dumb,
Think not my love is dead or sleeping,
But that it waits for you to come.

So take, dear love, this little token,
And if there speaks in any line
The sentiment I’d fain have spoken,
Say, will you kiss your Valentine?

Love (3)
by George Herbert

Love bade me welcome: yet my soul drew back,
Guilty of dust and sin.
But quick-eyed Love, observing me grow slack
From my first entrance in,
Drew nearer to me, sweetly questioning
If I lacked anything.

“A guest,” I answered, “worthy to be here”:
Love said, “You shall be he.”
“I, the unkind, ungrateful? Ah, my dear,
I cannot look on thee.”
Love took my hand, and smiling did reply,
“Who made the eyes but I?”

“Truth, Lord; but I have marred them; let my shame
Go where it doth deserve.”
“And know you not,” says Love, “who bore the blame?”
“My dear, then I will serve.”
“You must sit down,” says Love, “and taste my meat.”
So I did sit and eat.

Tarot Card VI. THE LOVERS
by Grace Cavalieri

Having loved me when I was young
and now when I am not,
you are twice blessed
for giving
a rich person a gift.

In no one else’s dream but yours,
I will be the old lady
wearing a white straw hat
with a red satin bow
who says Thank you.

To Mary
by John Clare

I sleep with thee, and wake with thee,
And yet thou art not there;
I fill my arms with thoughts of thee,
And press the common air.
Thy eyes are gazing upon mine
When thou art out of sight;
My lips are always touching thine
At morning, noon, and night.

I think and speak of other things
To keep my mind at rest,
But still to thee my memory clings
Like love in woman’s breast.
I hide it from the world’s wide eye
And think and speak contrary,
But soft the wind comes from the sky
And whispers tales of Mary.

The night-wind whispers in my ear,
The moon shines on my face;
The burden still of chilling fear
I find in every place.
The breeze is whispering in the bush,
And the leaves fall from the tree,
All sighing on, and will not hush,
Some pleasant tales of thee.

The Bait
by John Donne

Come live with me and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove,
Of golden sands and crystal brooks,
With silken lines and silver hooks.

There will the river whispering run,
Warmed by thine eyes more than the sun.
And there the enamored fish will stay,
Begging themselves they may betray.

When thou wilt swim in that live bath,
Each fish, which every channel hath,
Will amorously to thee swim,
Gladder to catch thee, than thou him.

If thou, to be so seen, beest loath,
By sun or moon, thou darkenest both;
And if myself have leave to see,
I need not their light, having thee.

Let others freeze with angling reeds,
And cut their legs with shells and weeds,
Or treacherously poor fish beset
With strangling snare or windowy net.

Let coarse bold hands from slimy nest
The bedded fish in banks out-wrest,
Or curious traitors, sleave-silk flies ,
Bewitch poor fishes’ wandering eyes.

For thee, thou needest no such deceit,
For thou thyself art thine own bait;
That fish that is not catched thereby,
Alas, is wiser far than I.

Song
by John Keats

You say you love; but with a voice
Chaster than a nun’s, who singeth
The soft vespers to herself
While the chime-bell ringeth—
O love me truly!

You say you love; but with a smile
Cold as sunrise in September,
As you were Saint Cupid’s nun,
And kept his weeks of Ember—
O love me truly!

You say you love; but then your lips
Coral tinted teach no blisses,
More than coral in the sea—
They never pout for kisses—
O love me truly!

You say you love; but then your hand
No soft squeeze for squeeze returneth;
It is, like a statue’s, dead,—
While mine to passion burneth—
O love me truly!

O breathe a word or two of fire!
Smile, as if those words should burn me,
Squeeze as lovers should—O kiss
And in thy heart inurn me—
O love me truly!

If I Were Her Lover
by Madison Julius Cawein

I

If I were her lover,
I’d wade through the clover
Over the fields before
The gate that leads to her door;
Over the meadows,
To wait, ‘mid the shadows,
The shadows that circle her door,
For the heart of my heart and more.
And there in the clover
Close by her,
Over and over
I’d sigh her:
“Your eyes are as brown
As the Night’s, looking down
On waters that sleep
With the moon in their deep” . . .
If I were her lover to sigh her.

II

If I were her lover,
I’d wade through the clover
Over the fields before
The lane that leads to her door;
I’d wait, ‘mid the thickets,
Or there by the pickets,
White pickets that fence in her door,
For the life of my life and more.
I’d lean in the clover—
The crisper
For the dews that are over—
And whisper:
“Your lips are as rare
As the dewberries there,
As ripe and as red,
On the honey-dew fed” . . .
If I were her lover to whisper.

III

If I were her lover,
I’d wade through the clover
Over the field before
The pathway that leads to her door;
And watch, in the twinkle
Of stars that sprinkle
The paradise over her door,
For the soul of my soul and more.
And there in the clover
I’d reach her;
And over and over
I’d teach her—
A love without sighs,
Of laughterful eyes,
That reckoned each second
The pause of a kiss,
A kiss and . . . that is
If I were her lover to teach her.

Longing
by Matthew Arnold

Come to me in my dreams, and then
By day I shall be well again!
For then the night will more than pay
The hopeless longing of the day.

Come, as thou cam’st a thousand times,
A messenger from radiant climes,
And smile on thy new world, and be
As kind to others as to me!

Or, as thou never cam’st in sooth,
Come now, and let me dream it truth;
And part my hair, and kiss my brow,
And say: My love! why sufferest thou?

Come to me in my dreams, and then
By day I shall be well again!
For then the night will more than pay
The hopeless longing of the day.

Life in a Love
by Robert Browning

Escape me?
Never—
Beloved!
While I am I, and you are you,
So long as the world contains us both,
Me the loving and you the loth,
While the one eludes, must the other pursue.
My life is a fault at last, I fear:
It seems too much like a fate, indeed!
Though I do my best I shall scarce succeed.
But what if I fail of my purpose here?
It is but to keep the nerves at strain,
To dry one’s eyes and laugh at a fall,
And baffled, get up to begin again,—
So the chase takes up one’s life, that’s all.
While, look but once from your farthest bound,
At me so deep in the dust and dark,
No sooner the old hope drops to ground
Than a new one, straight to the selfsame mark,
I shape me—
Ever
Removed!

Two in the Campagna
by Robert Browning

I wonder do you feel today
As I have felt since, hand in hand,
We sat down on the grass, to stray
In spirit better through the land,
This morn of Rome and May?

For me, I touched a thought, I know,
Has tantalized me many times,
(Like turns of thread the spiders throw
Mocking across our path) for rhymes
To catch at and let go.

Help me to hold it! First it left
The yellowing fennel, run to seed
There, branching from the brickwork’s cleft,
Some old tomb’s ruin: yonder weed
Took up the floating weft,

Where one small orange cup amassed
Five beetles—blind and green they grope
Among the honey-meal: and last,
Everywhere on the grassy slope
I traced it. Hold it fast!

The champaign with its endless fleece
Of feathery grasses everywhere!
Silence and passion, joy and peace,
An everlasting wash of air—
Rome’s ghost since her decease.

Such life here, through such lengths of hours,
Such miracles performed in play,
Such primal naked forms of flowers,
Such letting nature have her way
While heaven looks from its towers!

How say you? Let us, O my dove,
Let us be unashamed of soul,
As earth lies bare to heaven above!
How is it under our control
To love or not to love?

I would that you were all to me,
You that are just so much, no more.
Nor yours nor mine, nor slave nor free!
Where does the fault lie? What the core
O’ the wound, since wound must be?

I would I could adopt your will,
See with your eyes, and set my heart
Beating by yours, and drink my fill
At your soul’s springs—your part my part
In life, for good and ill.

No. I yearn upward, touch you close,
Then stand away. I kiss your cheek,
Catch your soul’s warmth—I pluck the rose
And love it more than tongue can speak—
Then the good minute goes.

Already how am I so far
Out of that minute? Must I go
Still like the thistle-ball, no bar,
Onward, whenever light winds blow,
Fixed by no friendly star?

Just when I seemed about to learn!
Where is the thread now? Off again!
The old trick! Only I discern—
Infinite passion, and the pain
Of finite hearts that yearn.

And because Love battles

And because love battles
not only in its burning agricultures
but also in the mouth of men and women,
I will finish off by taking the path away
to those who between my chest and your fragrance
want to interpose their obscure plant.

About me, nothing worse
they will tell you, my love,
than what I told you.

I lived in the prairies
before I got to know you
and I did not wait love but I was
laying in wait for and I jumped on the rose.

What more can they tell you?
I am neither good nor bad but a man,
and they will then associate the danger
of my life, which you know
and which with your passion you shared.

And good, this danger
is danger of love, of complete love
for all life,
for all lives,
and if this love brings us
the death and the prisons,
I am sure that your big eyes,
as when I kiss them,
will then close with pride,
into double pride, love,
with your pride and my pride.

But to my ears they will come before
to wear down the tour
of the sweet and hard love which binds us,
and they will say: “The one
you love,
is not a woman for you,
Why do you love her? I think
you could find one more beautiful,
more serious, more deep,
more other, you understand me, look how she’s light,
and what a head she has,
and look at how she dresses,
and etcetera and etcetera”.

And I in these lines say:
Like this I want you, love,
love, Like this I love you,
as you dress
and how your hair lifts up
and how your mouth smiles,
light as the water
of the spring upon the pure stones,
Like this I love you, beloved.

To bread I do not ask to teach me
but only not to lack during every day of life.
I don’t know anything about light, from where
it comes nor where it goes,
I only want the light to light up,
I do not ask to the night
explanations,
I wait for it and it envelops me,
And so you, bread and light
And shadow are.

You came to my life
with what you were bringing,
made
of light and bread and shadow I expected you,
and Like this I need you,
Like this I love you,
and to those who want to hear tomorrow
that which I will not tell them, let them read it here,
and let them back off today because it is early
for these arguments.

Tomorrow we will only give them
a leaf of the tree of our love, a leaf
which will fall on the earth
like if it had been made by our lips
like a kiss which falls
from our invincible heights
to show the fire and the tenderness
of a true love.

Pablo Neruda

If You Forget Me

I want you to know
one thing.

You know how this is:
if I look
at the crystal moon, at the red branch
of the slow autumn at my window,
if I touch
near the fire
the impalpable ash
or the wrinkled body of the log,
everything carries me to you,
as if everything that exists,
aromas, light, metals,
were little boats
that sail
toward those isles of yours that wait for me.

Well, now,
if little by little you stop loving me
I shall stop loving you little by little.

If suddenly
you forget me
do not look for me,
for I shall already have forgotten you.

If you think it long and mad,
the wind of banners
that passes through my life,
and you decide
to leave me at the shore
of the heart where I have roots,
remember
that on that day,
at that hour,
I shall lift my arms
and my roots will set off
to seek another land.

But
if each day,
each hour,
you feel that you are destined for me
with implacable sweetness,
if each day a flower
climbs up to your lips to seek me,
ah my love, ah my own,
in me all that fire is repeated,
in me nothing is extinguished or forgotten,
my love feeds on your love, beloved,
and as long as you live it will be in your arms
without leaving mine.

Pablo Neruda

In My Sky At Twilight

In my sky at twilight you are like a cloud
and your form and colour are the way I love them.
You are mine, mine, woman with sweet lips
and in your life my infinite dreams live.

The lamp of my soul dyes your feet,
the sour wine is sweeter on your lips,
oh reaper of my evening song,
how solitary dreams believe you to be mine!

You are mine, mine, I go shouting it to the afternoon’s
wind, and the wind hauls on my widowed voice.
Huntress of the depth of my eyes, your plunder
stills your nocturnal regard as though it were water.

You are taken in the net of my music, my love,
and my nets of music are wide as the sky.
My soul is born on the shore of your eyes of mourning.
In your eyes of mourning the land of dreams begin.

Pablo Neruda

XVII (I do not love you…)

I do not love you as if you were salt-rose, or topaz,
or the arrow of carnations the fire shoots off.
I love you as certain dark things are to be loved,
in secret, between the shadow and the soul.

I love you as the plant that never blooms
but carries in itself the light of hidden flowers;
thanks to your love a certain solid fragrance,
risen from the earth, lives darkly in my body.

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where.
I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride;
so I love you because I know no other way

than this: where I does not exist, nor you,
so close that your hand on my chest is my hand,
so close that your eyes close as I fall asleep.

Pablo Neruda



Seduce Mr Right into a Sexy Valentine’s Day!

Seduce Mr Right into your very own super sexy Valentine!

Ladies, lighten up in the bedroom.

I was watching Cougar Town the other day (yes I am embarrassed). Courtney Cox plays a woman who sleeps with the first guy after she is semi-recently divorced. She is rating the experience with her girlfriends and she admits to being not-quite-a-six in the bedroom!

It’s interesting to me because I would think we are all trying to be spectacular in the bedroom! Don’t we all want to be “the best ever” memory?

Sex is incredible important to all of us, but more so for men. If you want to seduce Mr Right, bring some game to the bedroom (seems overly obvious).

The book, “She Comes First” is an amazing guide for men. Absolutely loaded with precious information to make a man into a VERY skilled lover. It’s funny, but I have been with mediocre lovers and suggested the book (not directly in the you are crap in bed read this way, but still) and the lame lovers without fail show no interest in the book.

Are we as women doing the same thing?

Probably.

Things I have heard: “I am just up, down, up, down, bored to death waiting for him to cum.” “I fake it just to get it over with.” ” There is no point in Viagra. It’s just bang bang bang all about him anyway.” “I can do the tie-up thing. I just laugh.” “I couldn’t wear that.” “I could never use a vibrator.” “I have never masturbated.” “I can’t orgasm.” “Oral is gross.” “I hate cum. It’s disgusting.” “I hate that thing poking into my back.”

Valentine’s Day Fun!

The attitude is off. Sex is FUN. Crazy. Wild. Open. Intense.

Do it all. Try it all.

What are you afraid of?

Women are afraid of men recoiling in horror as you try something new which turns out to be over-the-top whorish never to be looked at the same again. He won’t.

It’s all about attitude girls. Men love sex. All men. The porn industry isn’t in business because it is a repulsive turn off. And YOUR man ISN’T different. He will DIE if you try something fun and different.

Learn to give a slow and sexy blow job. Swallow. Why is that so challenging? Swallowing is approval and affirmation that you are in to him and adore everything about him. Spitting him out is spitting him out. The simple simple act of swallowing can take a not-quite-a-six blow job into a spectacular 10…at least that’s how he will remember it!

Wear what he likes! Some men are after pink and white ruffle girly girls and some men are after the red and black seductress. Most men want both.

The five senses are excellent sex toys. If you haven’t tried it, you are missing an intense experience. Anytime you take one sense out of the picture, the others are heightened. The act of blindfolding or being blindfolded is far more intense than it should be. The anticipation of unknown touch is thrilling and the graze of the hand becomes electric.

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Wearing an iPod or having him wear one creates a similar dynamic. Chose the music he really likes or make a sexy play-list and put it on him. His attention can only be on the sensation your touch is providing. You can give him a sexy massage or go down on him…whatever you do will be intensified.

Wax candles are also an unusual experience. has very sexy/classy candles that are designed for this and keep the wax at a slightly lower temp than the normal ones. The trick to candles is, again, anticipation. Hold the candle higher than might come naturally to give the wax a moment to cool a bit on the way down. A slow, sexy, thin drizzle is what you are looking for. Then massage it into his skin. The thrill of what is about to happen combined with the warmth of the wax and your touch, is highly pleasurable.

Jimmyjane is carried by W Hotels. I would consider them the La Perla of the sex game. If you are a little shy to jump in to this kind of sex, Jimmyjane is sexy and elegant, making it easy to introduce. “Jimmyjane’s winning combo of elegance, clever detail, and superior construction encourages even prudish types to grab a piece of the pleasure pie.” – Time Out New York

Turn up the heat early. Learn how to play with seductive texting!

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6 Dating Profile Mistakes Women Make

Mistakes in your online dating profile will cost you. Make sure YOUR profile doesn’t have one of these!

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Want to get guys emailing you left and right? Purge your profile of these common problems—and try our more guy-friendly fixes.

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Ever wonder why a profile that describes you perfectly isn’t getting noticed by guys you’re dying to hear from? It’s not because you’re not a catch—rather, it could be that your profile contains some tiny red flags that, while invisible to the female eye, make guys think twice about winking and saying hello. But luckily, there’s nothing a few simple tweaks can’t fix. So go ahead and comb your write-up for the no-no’s, and try these substitutes (trust us, guys find them irresistible!).

Profile problem #1: Creating a laundry list of the perfect guy’s traits
Of course, we all want someone who’s hot, rich, interesting, hilarious—the whole package, and it’d be foolish not to have a few must-haves for the guy you’d like to get to know better. But when a woman spends her introductory paragraph going on and on about who she’s hoping to date, it can scare off men who don’t feel they can live up to those expectations.

Guy-friendly alternative: List just two or three of the most important things you want in a mate, whether it’s financial security or a passion for going out on the town every weekend. Lest you think you’re lowering your standards, think about the happiest couples you know: When they first started dating, were they exactly ideal? Or, think about someone you’ve dated who was perfect on paper but lacked that spark to keep you coming back. In other words, what makes a match work is not always based on meeting that checklist in your head. Nix it from your profile, and watch the guys pour in—then take your pick!

Profile problem #2: A picture that doesn’t really show you at your best

Post a blurry shot online and guys will wonder what you’re trying to hide.

We all have a shot of ourselves that we love, regardless of the fact that it’s a little blurry, distant… or that you’re wearing sunglasses that hide your eyes or a huge comfy sweater that obscures your figure. That’s fine if you like it and feel free to keep it for the fond memories—post it in your profile, though, and guys will wonder what you’re trying to hide. “An obscured photo is as good as no photo,” says Roman Griffen, author of Internet Dating: Tips, Tricks, Tactics. “Men are suspicious of a shot where they can’t make you out and since they’re so visually oriented, they’ll just skip your profile if that first picture doesn’t look good.”

Guy-friendly alternative: Easy: Set your main photo to one that shows you at your best—and leaves nothing important to guesswork. It doesn’t matter if the background is boring—your goal in that first picture is just to present yourself as accurately (and positively!) as possible. It’s fine to include your beloved, more obscure photo in your secondary shots.

Profile problem #3: Going overboard in the “about me” section
We’ve all heard that old statistic about women using, oh, seventy billion words for every one that a man says, and the same is true online. While many men’s personal essays struggle to reach the 200-character minimum, many women only stop when they hit the 2,000-character max. Now, there’s nothing wrong with telling us as much about yourself as you can fit into an essay, but keep in mind that not all guys like reading a wall of

“Soul mate”… “Knight in shining armor”… men get skittish when they see this kind of poetic language.
text—and may be tempted to move on purely because they’re not in a reading mood.

Guy-friendly alternative: Absolutely share some basics, but save some details for later. Use anecdotes that tell your readers about the real you: “Okay, here goes: I guess that most of my friends would probably say I’m really nice,” uses up 16 words and reveals almost nothing; but “I once walked an old lady four blocks because she needed directions but didn’t speak English” is a memorable, kick-butt story to include, and just a few stories like that will turn a guy’s head.

Profile problem #4: Listing all your hobbies, including ones that turn off guys
So you absolutely love baking, sewing, flower arranging? All fine ways to spend your time. But remember, in your profile you’re trying to attract a romantic partner. “When you list your hobbies, you need to remember that your reader should appreciate them,” says Cherie Burbach, author of At the Coffee Shop: If You Thought E- Dating Was for Freaks and Weirdos, Read This Book.

Guy-friendly alternative: List hobbies that a guy might be glad to join in on himself. Even if you don’t have any current activities that could fit the bill, list something you’d like to do, like “I’ve always wanted to try kayaking.” Not only may you attract some cute kayak enthusiast, you’ll show that you’re open to new things—and that’s an attractive trait.

Profile problem #5: Harping on your exes
Plenty of profiles start with an explanation of why the person is now single. “Prove to me that men aren’t jerks” or “Where are the nice guys?” crop up. Think it’s smart to be honest about your romantic past? Wrong. “The number-one mistake I see people making online is talking about their exes,” says Liz Kelly, author of SMART Man Hunting. The problem isn’t that you’ve had a bad experience, it’s that spending precious profile space on the jerk makes you appear unready to move on.

Guy-friendly alternative: Any time you find yourself writing about your ex, flip it into a positive statement that doesn’t involve him. Turn “I moved here two years ago to be with my boyfriend but then he broke up with me” into “I’ve lived here for two years and still feel like I’ve barely scratched the surface of this city.” And why write “My last boyfriend seemed perfect until he turned into a liar” when you could say “The most important thing to me is finding a guy who isn’t afraid to reveal himself, warts and all”?

Profile problem #6: Using flowery, fairy-tale language
Soul mate. Knight in shining armor. These terms permeate women’s profiles, and yet it probably comes as no surprise that men get skittish when they see poetic language along these lines. “The bottom line is that everyone dating online is looking for their soul mate, so you don’t have to use terms like that,” says Griffen. “In fact, doing so makes guys feel like they’re a candidate, not just a date, and it turns the pressure way up.”

Guy-friendly alternative: Hold off on the lovey talk until you’re in love. Instead, describe what hanging out with you would actually be like: Do you love ordering a pizza and playing videogames on rainy Saturdays? Or do you make a point of hitting a trendy new bar or restaurant on weekends to keep things interesting? It’s details like these that will draw guys in—and get you one step closer to finding that soul mate you’re looking for.

Want to know the other side of the story? Read “Mistakes Guys Make“.

Laura Gilbert writes for Health, The Knot, Stuff, and Radar—and is proud to say she’s never once used the words “soul mate” or “knight” in her profile. Or in a face-to-face conversation, for that matter.

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Designer Clearance Links

I am a shopper.

No really.

All women love fashion to one degree or another. But I llloooovvveee fashion.

My vice started when I went to work for Nordstrom. I hadn’t even stepped into the store before the day I was hired! The smell alone was enough to hook me, but oh! The pretty girls and the makeup and the perfume and the high-style and the latest greatest everything. Love it!

But when you are working for Nordstrom, it’s tough to afford the clothes you want.

Every girl there has a “hold” in the back. Come payday, we sort through our holds and carefully, painfully, select which precious items we get to take home with us…and keep the rest in our hold (semi-ownership!).

So began my love of fashion and my now finely tuned skill of hunting what’s worth hunting with the least amount of ammo.

Alas, the internet! What an amazing tool for us fashionistas. You can find the most glamorous pieces for less than you might pay for the knockoff in stores! The trick is you must keep a watchful eye on the sites (sign up for the email list) and be ready to pounce when a 48 hour, 24 hour, or sometimes even 2 hour sale kicks off. And, you have to know where to look!

Look on:

www.yoox.com

Seriously love this site. Almost always have items in my cart (much like my days of holding at Nordy’s) ready to rock when there is a 20% off offer, which is fairly often. The hot thing about this site is the designer merch. The yoox prices are already significantly discounted, often 75% off what you would pay for retail designer. But it’s still more than I want to pay, so I hang out in clearance. I recommend a visit!

 

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Pretty lacy things? The lingerie on this site is soooo beautiful! What girl can resist?! Well, at La Perla prices, it can be fairly easy to resist! So again, you will find me in the clearance department. The search capability on the site is fantastic. When you go into “sale”, you can search by your bra size (nice), or by small, medium, large, by item; it’s very easy to use and the discounts in clearance can land you couture lingerie for Target lingerie prices (not that I’m knocking Target!).

 

www.theoutnet.com

Similar to yoox in that it’s all top of the line designer. They have a fun twist to hot deals. Every week or so they have a “flash sale”. They put an item up for sale (usually a purse, necklace, belt type thing) and you bid on it against a running clock. The item starts out at the yoox price and incrementally drops as the time runs out, usually an hour or less. So you can buy the item at any point in the sale, but if you hold out, you will pay less. Or lose the item. The clock runs until the item is gone, not long, so it’s a guesstimation game.The anxiety is tough if you really want the item!

When it comes to online shopping there are a few things to keep an eye out for. Make sure the return policy makes sense to you. If the item is really really marked down, you might have to take the risk of a “No Return” policy. Try to make sure you are very familiar with the size and fit of the designer you are buying or it’s really not worth the risk. Often times items make it there BECAUSE of an odd fit. So make sure you know your designer if you gamble on a returnless find.

Also, be aware of the shipping costs. If your purchase is over $100, you’re going to be offered free shipping a lot of the time. If not, google the site name and the word coupon or coupon code. Almost always you will find a working code that will give you free shipping. Try not to pay for it, you shouldn’t have to!

If you are surfing ebay, be hyper-vigilant about shipping. Each person determines their own shipping cost (or YOUR shipping cost) and some vendors have the strategy of sticking it to you on shipping to hook you with a lower price.

The advantages of online shopping vs in-store shopping are many, access to so many beautiful pieces! If you are driving store to store and physically touching dress after dress (which we all love!) you will never have the time, ever, to shop all of the pieces you can find online.

Happy treasure hunting!

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Biggest Loser Winner

Biggest Loser Contestant Abby, Love Her!

Biggest Loser Abby’s Incredible Story. Abby is loyal to a fault, hardworking, a vivacious lover of life who avoids conflict and likes everyone to get along. She faced an enormous tragedy in October 2006. In light of losing her beloved husband, 5½ year-old daughter and 2½ week-old son in a fatal car crash, she chooses to forge ahead. She has been searching for a way to finally get back to a “normal” life and feels this will happen when she loses the weight.

Abby has been on various diets since the sixth grade when her mother, who has also always been overweight, recommended that she lose a few pounds. Her weight has gone up and down for years and since the accident she has gained even more rapidly, using food as her way of coping with her losses.

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Biggest Loser Abby’s Incredible Story


She is high school teacher and is a favorite amongst the students, often being requested by students that are not even required to take her classes. She enjoys inspiring students to achieve their personal bests, but often feels like a hypocrite since she is not doing the same. Abby recently went back to school and graduated with a Master’s of Education degree maintaining a 4.0 grade point average. Abby desperately wants to live a healthy lifestyle enabling her to make the most of the next step in her new “normal” life.

Whatever happens in this competition, ones heart has to go out to Abby and wish her all the best the world can offer.

And have you tried the Wii? I have played it with my sons and it is a crack up! The first time I played it I was sore for days (boxing). It’s not at all video game-ish in the inactivity sense.

Well I think “The Biggest Loser” making a new game with Wii is a great idea!

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“The Biggest Loser” Winner Earlier 2009!

"Biggest Loser" $250K Winner Helen Phillips

"The Biggest Loser" Tara Costa Didn't Win the Show

Helen Phillips lost 54.47% of her total body weight. The 140-pounds loss won her the $250,000 grand prize on NBC’s “The Biggest Loser: Couples” show. Phillips, 48, beat worthy finalists Mike Morelli and Tara Costa.

She started the competition last fall at 257 pounds and ended at 117 pounds on Tuesday night’s season finale.

“When I started, learning how to exercise and work out, and incorporate good nutrition into my diet was hard,” Phillips said. “Once I learned and got on-board, and realized how important it was, the easier it became.”

Morelli, 19, finished the show with a body weight loss of 53.35 percent. His starting weight was 388 pounds. Morelli dropped 207 pounds and weighed in Tuesday at 181 pounds. The 24-year-old Costa dropped 155 pounds after starting the show at 294 pounds. Her percentage of body weight loss was 52.72. Morelli’s 55-year-old father, Ron, finished fourth.

For Phillips, winning the competition had special significance for her family which is caught squarely in the middle of the country’s economic downturn and Detroit’s automotive crisis. Her husband, Russell is in danger of losing his job if automaker Chrysler LLC goes forward with a plan to shut down its Sterling Heights assembly plant in 2010. Helen commented, “This will give us a nice cushion.”

Want the secrets to “The Biggest loser”? Check out Jillian’s hot new book now!

Master Your Metabolism: The 3 Diet Secrets to Naturally Balancing Your Hormones for a Hot and Healthy Body!

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Biggest Loser New Season New Contestants Tonight!

NBC’s New Season of the Biggest Loser starts tonight with 20 new contestants. Watch contestant video here.

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Biggest Loser 2009 Contestants

Or don’t, actually. I tried many times to link this to a cool video, but for some reason it will not save tonight!!!! You can go to www.nbc.com and check it all out, but their website it soooo tough to maneuver…maybe it’s me tonight! Anyway. Check out the Biggest Loser season 8 and the new contestants. It is always an inspiring show and Jillian rocks, well both coaches do (Bob too!). They are promoting the new cookbook, which is about meals on a budget…very good economic timing. You can also see Jillian Michael’s, her HOT BODY, and her workout videos HERE.

Grocery costs are on the rise and many family cooks are finding themselves in a tough predicament: how can they feed their families healthy, satisfying meals without breaking the bank?

Actually, most healthful eating involves preparing fresh food and vegetables at home and that is generally at a favorable price point. In The Biggest Loser Family Cookbook: Budget-Friendly Meals Your Whole Family Will Love, New York Times best-selling author Devin Alexander shows families that eating on a budget can be easy, nutritious, and delicious.
With more thank 125 recipes specifically developed to satisfy every member of the family, Chef Alexander provides complete, affordable meal plans for breakfast, lunch and dinner, along with mix-and-match side dishes, healthy snacks, and desserts. From Swiss Mushroom Omelets to Steak Fajita Quesadillas, Family sized Meatball Parmesan to Chocolate Cherry Truffles, these wholesome, satisfying dishes will become an essential part of every family cook’s repertoire.

In addition to an overview of the Biggest Loser meal plan and chef Alexander’s recipes, you’ll find helpful cooking and saving tips from favorite Biggest Loser contestants and online club members. You’ll also find simple ways to get kids involved in the kitchen and fun ideas for family mealtime. Designed to make healthy eating accessible for everyone, The Biggest loser Family Cookbook will help pad your wallet-not your waistline.

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Awesome New iPhone App for ANYONE Who Cooks and Shops!

I love the new app for the iPhone, Epicurious! I have used the site www.epicurious.com for years now. It’s a great way to find something interesting to cook for a normal night in or a spectacular entertaining dinner. The way the recipes are categorized and the user star ratings make it VERY easy to come up with the perfect solution to whatever your needs of the moment might be. I also love the recipe box, ability to print anyway you like, and THE SHOPPING LIST. Oh I love the shopping list feature which organizes it all by grocery aisle…tooo wonderful.

As if that is not enough, there is now the Epicurious iPhone app! This allows you to pull up the site and access the shopping list on your phone. It is the easiest thing ever! You can browse recipes, pick a great one, and create a shopping list seriously within 5 minutes. You can do it while in the market. It is the biggest time saver since online banking!

Go get it and make your life easier! Click here for the link to the iPhone app.

If you need toys for your iPhone check out the selection at Amazon by clicking HERE.

If you don’t have an iPhone yet, check out the first generation iPhones on ebay, which is the one I have and I think it’s wonderful. It’s significantly less expensive than the new ones and still awesome!

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Love the iPhone apps!

If you are interested in cooking and other culinary delights you might look at the book that provided inspiration to the new movie “Julie and Julia“starring Meryl Streep and Amy Adams. Julia Child wrote this inspiring cookbook 40 years ago and it is today on Amazon’s top ten bestseller list! To quote Julia Child,  this is the “if you can read, you can cook” cookbook.

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The Everywoman's Guide to Gourmet

I’m Tradin’ Stocks Video…to “I’m on a Boat” SNL

“I’m Tradin’ Stocks Video” is the hilarious econ final by Ryan Allred and friends. Watch it here!

alli- the only FDA approved over the counter DIET PILL!

In what for many was a surprise, but welcome relief, the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has formally endorsed the first weight loss drug to be available over the counter without prescription, named “alli”.

The release of this anti-obesity wonder drug – the Alli Diet Pill – may well have come at the right time with recent reports showing a growing problem in both the European and US markets (with Europe particularly disappointing of late).

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alli- the First FDA Approved Weight Loss Pill

While the US has been troubled by obesity for some time, with some 65 percent of adults overweight or obese, the problem is starting to take hold in Europe.  While weight loss pills have attracted some negative comment in the past, the fact the FDA have approved the product offers a great deal of support to many.

The Alli (pronounced al-eye) diet pill itself is a reduced strength version of the prescription weight loss drug Xenical (also known as Orlistat) which has an impressive safety record, and encouraging clinical trial results.  In the original trials of Xenical it was shown that when used in conjunction with a traditional weight loss program , the treatment resulted in an average loss of 12.4 pounds over 6 months (the placebo patients only losing half that amount).

What are Alli Diet Pills?

Even though many potential customers may see the alli pill as a quick path to weight loss , it works better along side traditional weight loss programs such as light exercise, and careful dieting.  There can be some slightly uncomfortable side effects if the customer continues with a high fat diet while using alli, with increased flatulence and rectal discharge (very soft stools) as the drug reduces the amount of fat absorbed by the body. It is therefore expelled in waste.

While Xenical was originally formulated by Roche, worldwide pharmaceutical giant GlaxoSmithKline acquired the US rights some 12 months ago, and are behind the release of “alli”.  They have a massive marketing machine behind them, and alli is expected to become the hottest weight loss aid in the US market.  As the market for weight control and weight loss products continues to grow, the fact that customers will not need to arrange a potentially embarrassing visit to the doctor prior to receiving the drug may prove a big attraction for many. Obesity and weight challenges are for many a personal issue, and the fact that you can buy alli pills over the counter is a great attraction.

It has been a week since deciding to test out the Alli diet pill so I am now better able to give you the scoop on the Alli Program. I have found that there is a huge benefit to taking the Alli weight loss pill in addition to eating a low fat, low calorie diet and exercising…it’s called MOTIVATION.

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The motivation that the Alli diet pill offers is that if you cheat on your low fat diet even in the slightest bit you will suffer the wrath of the Alli diet pill’s side effects. I know, you are saying… what? What kind of motivation is that?

The Alli Pill Side Effects

Let me list the side effects, which alli delicately calls it’s “treatment effects” in the alli Companion Guide. This guide comes along with the alli diet pill starter pack. “Treatment effects may include gas with oily spotting, loose stools, and more frequent stools that may be hard to control.” Are you going to tell me that this is not motivation to follow your diet to the letter? You can’t ask for better motivation than that.

You can take it from me that cheating on your diet while using the alli diet pill just isn’t worth the consequences. Sure, eating nachos seemed like a good idea at the time, later on…not so much. You will at least experience oily stools. The alli literature says it will look like the oil from the top of a pizza floating in your toilet. Well, I suppose that’s better than on your thighs. Let me again say, frequent stools THAT MAY BE HARD TO CONTROL! The alli side effects are no fun. I don’t care what your idea of fun is, the side effects do not fall into the fun category. I’ll leave it at that.

Can’t take my word for it? If you are going to use the alli diet pill maybe you should cheat once, just to get an idea of what you are dealing with here. I think once is all it will take. Once you have cheated and experienced the alli side effects, you will find yourself being very strict when it comes to the amount of fat that you consume.

The Results

“It’s not a diet, it’s an absolute lifetime change,” states Connie Degiorgis, of Flushing. She started her change in June of 2007 when her pharmacist recommended the Alli diet pill and 6 months later she lost 60 pounds (see her before and after pictures below). She knew she was overweight and her doctor suggested dieting to lower her high cholesterol which Alli helped her lower by 50 points. Because of her success, Degiorgis has now been in magazine ads and filmed a commercial with Alli.

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So far I would have to say that I’m pretty pleased with the results I am seeing with the alli diet pill. In just five days of using alli I was down 3 pounds. It does seem that the claims made by alli are ringing true. They claim that alli will double the amount of weight you will lose while exercising and eating a low fat diet.

For myself, a normal weight loss amount with diet and exercise alone would have been right around a pound and a half for a five day period. Instead? Three. I’m no arithmetician but the alli diet pill has seemed to live up to it’s claims so far. They have lived up to both the weight loss claims and also what they claim will happen to you if you do not follow a low fat diet.

The Spokesperson- Wynonna Judd

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Wynonna Judd- Thin and Sexy with alli

While talking to Oprah in 2003, Wynonna Judd publicly revealed that her high cholesterol levels were putting her at risk for a heart attack. Three short years later in 2006, she checked herself into a treatment center for food addiction. Like many women, Wynonna has been struggling with her weight her entire life. Recently, she talked to People Magazine about the different lifestyle changes she has made to become healthier and help control her weight. Wynonna, who turned 45 in May 2009, now plans ahead for meals, cooks more at home, and takes walks with her children. She also began taking an over-the-counter diet pill (Alli) to help with her weight loss. Alli was so effective for her that she decided to become a spokesperson for the diet aid. And LOOK at her!

The Video

Glenn Beck CRYING During Photo Shoot with Controversial Jill Greenberg

How did Glenn Beck get to crying for his photo shoot with controversial photographer Jill Greenberg? Good ol’ mentholated balm!

The blog and news article circuit is putting an interesting spin on all of this. You can read the “Daily KOs” article  accusing Beck of being a giant faker and using this as proof of it. You can read Gawker’s slant which hints at a little hypocrisy on Beck’s part, reminding readers that he accused Greenberg, the photographer of his cry-a-thon, of “terrorizing children” last year.

Well, kind of.

Jill Greenberg did an artistic photo shoot in 2004 of children crying. To get the shots, she gave the children candy and then took it from them. Here are Greenberg’s photos of a few of the children.

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Jill Greenberg's Sunday Times Magazine Cover

Later, September 15, 2008 on CNN Glenn Beck was talking about photographer Jill Greenberg’s controversial photo shoot of John McCain for “Atlantic Monthly Magazine.”  On assignment for the magazine, she took a series of pictures of John McCain. In the course of the photo shoot she asked McCain to pose for a set that she had deliberately designed to light him in manner that produced a more sinister, some might say more realistic, appearance. She said, quote, “I left his eyes red and his skin looking bad.” She later delivered the commissioned pictures to the Atlantic and took the others back to her studio for some Photoshop fun. Here are few of the results:

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You might have guessed that Glenn Beck was not a huge fan of this photo shoot. After sharing his thoughts on that he said, “By the way, this isn’t the first time this photographer has been in the middle of controversy. In 2004, to describe her political helplessness, she took a series of supposedly artsy photos of toddlers crying. How did she get this shot? Well, she gave the kids candy, and then she snatched it away from them. They’d cry uncontrollably, and she’d just click away. Isn’t it just fantastic art? Nothing more beautiful than a child being terrorized. And, as a guy that would kill you if you take away my candy, I feel their pain.” You can read the entire transcript on CNN.

Commenting on Beck’s photo shoot Greenberg said, “The crying was my idea, and Glenn was cool with trying it. We used mentholated balm to make his eyes tear up naturally. From then on it was acting on his part. He had fun with it and was a great sport.”

I watched the video of Glenn Beck’s shoot by Greenberg. It looks to me like they (the both of them) are just having fun. I am sure they were both quite aware of the crying baby/crying Beck parallel. It doesn’t look like some big fraud to me. It looks like a photo shoot which will get Beck’s new bestselling book a little publicity. Just in case you want that to work for him, click on his new book to buy it now at 45% off list price with FREE shipping!

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You can watch the shoot yourself here:

Keith Ferrazzi has a new book “Who’s Got Your Back?” It’s a positive, inspirational book that can show you how to improve your life NOW. Check it out HERE.